Since T.V. was welcomed into the homes of America it has been a cultural force to be reckoned with. Both, programs and commercials have been the harbinger, executor and enforcer of hegemonic culture. This role has created a bit of a love/hate relationship between television and I.
It's like a drug.
The High: Simply inject T.V. via eyes and ears,(no need for the brain you can turn that off!) and T.V. will provide you with the escape you need. You will feel relaxed, happy or at least mostly content and your worries will evaporate in thirty minutes or less. To intensify the effects of T.V. simply apply via tivo or on demand. Please take with large quantities of fat and sugar.
Side effects may include: drowsiness, general lethargy, loss of motivation, depression, weight gain or at least weight issues, change in body image perceptions, insecurity, loss of sense of self, inability to create cognitive thoughts and/or statements, loss of friends, incessant need to purchase previously unnecessary products, total unquestioning indoctrination into hegemonic ideals and complete inability to think for ones self.
Please note that T.V. is highly addictive.
(When using and administering video games, particularly online gaming communities such as "World of Warcraft" please note that all of the above applies and treat with caution.)
